Top 69 most dick moves in sports

We all love sports. We all have our favorite team and our favorite player, but we also have our favorite team and player we love to hate. Usually it involves where they’re from but sometimes all it takes is one huge dick move. Here’s a list of the biggest dick moves in sports for you to try out. See if that’ll make Sports Center. Please like this post and follow us. Leave your own suggestion down in the comments. Share this blog with your friends on social media and follow us @TopLists69

1)      Fart in any huddle

2)      Tell the umpire/ref that he has a small penis

3)      Sneeze on the baseball

4)      Stab someone for boxing you out on a rebound

5)      Replace the ping pong ball with a raw egg

6)      Flick your dingleberries in someone’s face during tip off

7)      Bite someone’s ear off while boxing

8)      Poop in the pool during a swim meet

9)      Steal the coin after the coin toss

10)   Tickle the quarterback after a sack

11)   Attempt to stab someone with your skate during a hockey fight

12)   Spit a loogey in the Gatorade

13)   Pick up other people’s golf balls on the course

14)   Piss in your opponents bowling ball

15)   Run the opposite direction during a track meet and start clotheslining people running at you

16)   Use a blue shell in Mario kart right when I’m crossing the finish

17)   Bring a dog in extreme heat to the Westminster dog show

18)   Tip over the guy sitting in the tall seat that refs the tennis match

19)   Rub the basketball on your taint

20)   Slash all the tires and spare tires before a NASCAR race

21)   Name your horse “Will be Glue”

22)   Grease the polls for the pole vault

23)   Trade for Tim Tebow and not use him

24)   Wearing brass knuckles under your boxing gloves

25)   Telling another baseball player that he throws like a girl

26)   Faking an injury every 2 minutes playing soccer

27)   Replace the giant tub of Gatorade with hot coffee before dumping it on your coach

28)   Instead of a pie in the face after a walkoff hit, punch the guy in the nose

29)   Lick the basketball every time you get it

30)   Throw a dart at your opponent instead of the board every once in a while just to make them un-easy

31)   Tackle the ref “accidentally” when he throws a bad flag

32)   Put packs of jello into the water coolers so it turns into jello

33)   Take a dump on home plate if called out

34)   Not let people who aren’t white European’s play golf

35) Drink out of another player’s athletic cup

36) Turn the heat on in the hockey arena so the ice melts

37) Put barbed wire around the rim of the hoop

38) Pick up the ball with your hands in soccer and start throwing it

39) Hide a Sarlacc pit (See: Star Wars Return of the Jedi) in the beach volleyball court

40) Change every player’s walk-up music in baseball to “Cher’s Greatest Hits”

41) Ride a Zebra at the Kentucky Derby

42) Throw the challenge flag as soon as the refs walk out onto the field

43) Start throwing wrenches during a dodgeball game

44) Refuse to wear shoes during a game because it’s “against your beliefs”

45) At the line of scrimmage, refer to each player’s wife by name and list different sexual positions you’ve done with her (factual or not)

46) Sharpen the end of your hockey stick into a point for stabbing

47) Hit everyone on the field in the nuts with your lacrosse stick and call them a “pussy”

48) Chew all the big league chew and put it back in the package extremely moist and pre-chewed. Claim you thought it was a different flavor

48) Constantly walk your dog in front of Mike Vick’s house

49) Call all the offensive linemen “Fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door”

50) Literally steal 2^nd base

51) On 4^th and goal at the end of the game with the score tied, hand the ball to the other team and allow them to score. Sign with them in the off season

52) Talk to the pitcher throwing a perfect game repeatedly and act like it’s no big deal he’s throwing one.

53) Replace all the sun flower seeds with pickle or ranch flavor (aka the two flavors no one likes)

54) Instead of diving into the pool during a swim meet, do a cannon ball

55) Keep winking and blowing kisses at your opponent while boxing

56) Poop in all the golf holes

57) Be the owner of the Miami Marlins

58) Put itching powder in the goalie’s pads and helmet

59) Cry every time you strike out

60) Pick your nose and wipe it off on another player’s helmet

61) When everyone goes up for a rebound, pull down their pants

62) Walk around the bull pen naked

63) Blow your nose on the ref’s flag

64) Drag your ass around the soccer field like a dog with worms

65) Play Lacrosse with a butterfly net

66) Use your beater bat to knock the other team’s seaker off their broom right before they catch the snitch

67) Not letting the white guys play in the basketball game

68) Switch the baseball with a wiffle ball

69) Kick the other team’s star player so hard in the nuts that they vomit their testicles

 

The 69 best ways to make sports more dangerous/exciting

I love sports. They’re fun to watch and pass the time and you can invest your love and passion into it. Few things are better. I don’t love every sport of course (soccer bores me to death) and I think this can be said of most everyone. Some sports just click with some people and others don’t. One thing we can all agree on is that excitement and a little bit of danger makes the sport even better. So here I’ve complied a list of different ways we can make sports more exciting/dangerous. Please leave your own ideas down in the comment sections, give it a like, and share with your friends via social media and what not. And (if my account gets un-suspended by the man) follow us on twitter @TopLists69

1) Play soccer on ice like hockey

2) Change the puck to an egg and whenever one team breaks it the other gets a power play

3) Play the WNBA in bikini’s and on trampolines

4) End the luge run in the Olympics with a ramp and make them pose in the air before they land in a lake. Better pose = better points

5) Whoever comes in last in a horse race becomes glue

6) Play basketball blindfolded so they have to use their other senses like bats

7) Place landmines randomly in the outfield

8) Replace the football with a Frisbee

9) Change the bowling pins to sticks of dynamite

10) Put the tennis court surrounded by a pool of sharks so you can’t run out of bounds

11) Replace the current baseball bats with ridiculously big cartoon-like bats.

12) Soccer games can no longer end in a tie (This one is serious, nobody likes a tie)

13) If you get caught taking steroids you have to run around the field/court with your pants down and your small testicles exposed while singing yankee-doodle-dandy and holding sparklers

14) Play badminton with a live grenade instead of a shuttlecock (lol…. shuttlecock)

15) Make the glass backboards in the NBA way more breakable

16) Put a live honey badger in the end zone

17) All darts must be played in a crowded area with a moving target after 3 shots of tequila

18) Fill all competitive swimming pools with 19 assorted jelly fish

19) All track type races shall involve a wolf and or lion to chase the competitors

20) If you miss a shot in pool you get electrocuted

21) Before folding in a hand of poker you must take a hit of marijuana and a shot of vodka

22) If a shootout after 3 shots does not determine a winner still then the goalies have to come to the center and fight. First knockout wins

23) Pitchers have to pitch wearing those drunk driver test goggles or really really thick bifocals

24) Have the hoops in basketball constantly moving up and down randomly at various speeds (Imagine going for a breakaway dunk and having the basket move up at the last second)

25) Whoever wins the College football championship (which is a joke btw) gets to play the super bowl champions and the winner gets Kate Upton

26) Everyone has to eat chipotle before an NBA game

27) Make football players wear shoulder pads like the legion of doom (all spiky and shit)

28) Volleyball shall forever be played wearing moon boots while on trampolines and the net must be raised 6 more feet

29) Release 4 dogs trained to collect golf balls loose on the course at random so the golfers have to race to their balls or lose a stroke

30) Involve more sharks and alligators in fishing somehow

31) Refs have to shoot the guilty player with a paintball gun full of yellow paint instead of throwing flags

32) Dip sumo wrestlers in baby oil before each match

33) Softball must be played while heavily intoxicated at all times for men

34) Women shall play softball topless. (so their jersey’s don’t hinder their throws, pervert)

35) No protective gear allowed in lacrosse and the ball shall be replaced with a rock

36) Switch out a baseball with a rubber pink ball. (sooooooo many dingers)

37) Competitive dance can only be done after: being put in a corner, needing the money as a reward to survive, getting dumped, confessing your love to someone, and/or any other famous movie plot line

38) Vaulters shall land in a pool of jello instead of a big mat. Their splashes get more points.

40) NASCAR will no longer be allowed to make left turns and all cars shall have ejector seats that activate if involved in to much contact

41) Light the tennis balls on fire

42) More blades in hockey

43) For 5 random minutes in a soccer game a horn will blow and everyone is allowed to use their hands and tackle

44) Play golf at night with glow in the dark balls and one spot light on the tee and one on the hole, and that’s it

45) Invent a new sport called competitive Where’s Waldo-ing where teams of detectives are shown a picture of a guy dressed up as Waldo and given various clues to go find him all around the world. Bonus points if you also find Carmen San Diego

46) Take away the sword from the bull fighters (poor bulls)

47) Synchronized swimming and ice skating shall be only played by high security prisoners and the winners get prison perks (i.e. parole, more cigs, bigger cell, extra tv, food, etc)

48) Make Quidditch real

49) Also make the hunger games real but with death row guys and war criminals.

50) Tomatoes shall be given out to fans at all home games to teams with losing records and shall be allowed to throw at players/coaches/management when they desire. (They’re not paying to see you lose)

51) Take away the nets in lacrosse. Give them shovels

52) All referees must talk/act like Macho Man Randy Savage (oooOOOOHHH YEAAAaa)

53) Switch out the boxing gloves with brass knucles

54) No rules in the UFC. No one wants to see two giant guys rolling around on the floor

55) If you lose a cock fight you have to eat the loser WITHOUT honey mustard of BBQ sauce (Extra hot buffalo will be allowed but not bleu cheese or ranch)

56) All bobsledding shall take place in Jamaica

57) When not skiing you shall be allowed to throw snowballs at the other skiers as they go down

58) A new arch shall be added in basketball about near the foul line that if a player dunks from behind there it counts as 4 points

59) All professional swimmers shall be forced to wear water wingys and inner tubes

60) Foosball will now be played with real people on a life size table with juvenile delinquents tied up to the sticks and to be operated remotely by Asian children.

61) Dizzy bat rules applied to MLB

62) Football is played with a cantaloupe instead of a football. Team whose in possession of cantaloupe when it is broken gets a 5 yard penalty and has to eat the broken cantaloupe

63) Hurdle jumpers shall now jump over barrels thrown by trained gorilla.

64) Biting in boxing is now encouraged instead of frowned upon

65) Make golf club shafts out of loose rubber so they’re like wet noodles so you have to whip them and make the golf balls smaller.

66) Randomly catapult huckleberry pies from a blimp flying overhead onto unsuspecting players heads. (This goes for every sport)

67) All bowling must be disco bowling and you get disqualified if you do not bowl like Fred Flintstone

68) Make them sip tea while playing the field in cricket

69) Force every team to watch Miracle before every playoff game and drink 4 cans of red bull