We all love sports. We all have our favorite team and our favorite player, but we also have our favorite team and player we love to hate. Usually it involves where they’re from but sometimes all it takes is one huge dick move. Here’s a list of the biggest dick moves in sports for you to try out. See if that’ll make Sports Center. Please like this post and follow us. Leave your own suggestion down in the comments. Share this blog with your friends on social media and follow us @TopLists69
1) Fart in any huddle
2) Tell the umpire/ref that he has a small penis
3) Sneeze on the baseball
4) Stab someone for boxing you out on a rebound
5) Replace the ping pong ball with a raw egg
6) Flick your dingleberries in someone’s face during tip off
7) Bite someone’s ear off while boxing
8) Poop in the pool during a swim meet
9) Steal the coin after the coin toss
10) Tickle the quarterback after a sack
11) Attempt to stab someone with your skate during a hockey fight
12) Spit a loogey in the Gatorade
13) Pick up other people’s golf balls on the course
14) Piss in your opponents bowling ball
15) Run the opposite direction during a track meet and start clotheslining people running at you
16) Use a blue shell in Mario kart right when I’m crossing the finish
17) Bring a dog in extreme heat to the Westminster dog show
18) Tip over the guy sitting in the tall seat that refs the tennis match
19) Rub the basketball on your taint
20) Slash all the tires and spare tires before a NASCAR race
21) Name your horse “Will be Glue”
22) Grease the polls for the pole vault
23) Trade for Tim Tebow and not use him
24) Wearing brass knuckles under your boxing gloves
25) Telling another baseball player that he throws like a girl
26) Faking an injury every 2 minutes playing soccer
27) Replace the giant tub of Gatorade with hot coffee before dumping it on your coach
28) Instead of a pie in the face after a walkoff hit, punch the guy in the nose
29) Lick the basketball every time you get it
30) Throw a dart at your opponent instead of the board every once in a while just to make them un-easy
31) Tackle the ref “accidentally” when he throws a bad flag
32) Put packs of jello into the water coolers so it turns into jello
33) Take a dump on home plate if called out
34) Not let people who aren’t white European’s play golf
35) Drink out of another player’s athletic cup
36) Turn the heat on in the hockey arena so the ice melts
37) Put barbed wire around the rim of the hoop
38) Pick up the ball with your hands in soccer and start throwing it
39) Hide a Sarlacc pit (See: Star Wars Return of the Jedi) in the beach volleyball court
40) Change every player’s walk-up music in baseball to “Cher’s Greatest Hits”
41) Ride a Zebra at the Kentucky Derby
42) Throw the challenge flag as soon as the refs walk out onto the field
43) Start throwing wrenches during a dodgeball game
44) Refuse to wear shoes during a game because it’s “against your beliefs”
45) At the line of scrimmage, refer to each player’s wife by name and list different sexual positions you’ve done with her (factual or not)
46) Sharpen the end of your hockey stick into a point for stabbing
47) Hit everyone on the field in the nuts with your lacrosse stick and call them a “pussy”
48) Chew all the big league chew and put it back in the package extremely moist and pre-chewed. Claim you thought it was a different flavor
48) Constantly walk your dog in front of Mike Vick’s house
49) Call all the offensive linemen “Fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door”
50) Literally steal 2nd base
51) On 4th and goal at the end of the game with the score tied, hand the ball to the other team and allow them to score. Sign with them in the off season
52) Talk to the pitcher throwing a perfect game repeatedly and act like it’s no big deal he’s throwing one.
53) Replace all the sun flower seeds with pickle or ranch flavor (aka the two flavors no one likes)
54) Instead of diving into the pool during a swim meet, do a cannon ball
55) Keep winking and blowing kisses at your opponent while boxing
56) Poop in all the golf holes
57) Be the owner of the Miami Marlins
58) Put itching powder in the goalie’s pads and helmet
59) Cry every time you strike out
60) Pick your nose and wipe it off on another player’s helmet
61) When everyone goes up for a rebound, pull down their pants
62) Walk around the bull pen naked
63) Blow your nose on the ref’s flag
64) Drag your ass around the soccer field like a dog with worms
65) Play Lacrosse with a butterfly net
66) Use your beater bat to knock the other team’s seaker off their broom right before they catch the snitch
67) Not letting the white guys play in the basketball game
68) Switch the baseball with a wiffle ball
69) Kick the other team’s star player so hard in the nuts that they vomit their testicles
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