There is no liquid that gives as much and takes as much as the almighty Tequila. All who indulge in the tasty treat probably have one or two moments of shame that can be related. Here’s a list of the top 69 things you probably shouldn’t do after a night of Tequila. Please give this a like, share on social media, leave a comment with your own suggestions, and follow us on twitter @TopLists69
- Ride a unicycle
- Ask a hooker to marry you
- Go skiing
- Try moose tipping
- Thread a needle
- Barbed wire jump rope
- Apply for the police department
- Join the bloods/crypts
- Hug a porcupine
- Text your ex-gf
- Text your current gf
- Challenge the biggest guy around to arm wrestle
- Try and invent a new cocktail
- Weightlift
- Really advanced origami
- Try to feed a bear a pot of honey because pooh eats honey
- Attempt extensive surgery
- Lighting your farts on fire
- Bake a wedding cake
- Fulfill your lifelong dream of tightrope walking
- Go to Vegas and let it all ride on red 7
- Decide you’re going to steal the declaration of independence
- More Tequila shots
- Write a love song about your high school English teacher
- Karaoke (Unless you’re Kelly Clarkson, no one should be doing this anyway)
- Resolve to fight crime and become a super hero
- Question why being a pirate went out of style and bury all your stuff in a secret location and then try and draw a map to it.
- Get into a fight with someone because they thought the 4th Indiana Jones movie was “just as good as the other ones”
- Make Fajitas
- Go on Facebook and wish everyone you’re friends what you really think about them. And wish them a happy birthday.
- Play, “Poke the Hobo”
- See how many krispy kreme’s you can fit into your mouth
- Drive to your parent’s house and climb into bed with them like you were a baby
- Create a new sport called, “urban golfing”
- Play the bagpipes for the first time
- Announce to everyone you were born to River Dance and show them your skills
- Baby juggling
- Re-enact Jackass the Movie
- Attempt your first ever handstand while peeing
- Find the hottest girl around with the biggest douchiest boyfriend and give her boobs a solid honk
- Agree to go on a journey to destroy the ring of power
- Jump over the table and take over for the hibachi guy saying, “I got this”
- Your taxes
- Go to taco bell drive through and yell at the attendant for not speaking Spanish and not making your experience “authentic Mexican cuisine”
- Re-enact all the scenes from step brothers with someone
- Tell everyone in the surrounding area that your baby maker is a magic lamp and that if you rub it you’ll get 3 wishes
- Paint yourself blue and claim to be the Yao Ming of Smurfs
- Continually yell at the dj/band/stereo to play free-bird all night
- Shave the cat
- Get a neck/face tattoo involving any of the following: snake, barbed wire, Asian symbol, dragon, tiger, Samoan symbols, person’s name, family motto, or basically anything
- Eat a bunch of bubble gum and see if you’ll poop out a bubble
- Jump into the ocean because “You need to find Nemo”
- Start challenging random people to a Pokémon battle
- Try and start a slow clap at inappropriate times
- Break into a funeral home because you wanna re-enact “Weekend at Bernie’s”
- Start watching porn in a public place to see if anyone wants to start an orgy
- Find someone who’s a really good dancer and challenge them to a dance off in front of everyone. Proceed to do the chicken dance
- Take pictures of your junk and tweet them using the hash tag #CuteKittens
- Attempt to lead a rebellion against Canada for using “the wrong bacon”
- Leave everything in your will to the sketchy guy you just met
- Find the biggest lesbian you can and try and get her to switch sides using any means necessary
- Talk like Yoda for the rest of the evening
- Go up to every Italian person you see and ask them if they were born in Italy. If they say no claim, “Then you’re not a real Italian”
- Keep asking people to take body shots off of you
- Start a Harlem shake without telling anyone else
- Sky diving
- Explain to anyone who will listen that the movie “Rudy” was loosely based upon your life
- Bet any woman $50 that you can draw what their naughty parts just by looking in their eyes. If they agree, demand they prove it after.
- Watch human centipede