Have you ever seen or heard something that made your manhood turn from iron man into a limp noodle? It’s happened to everyone and it’s the worst. Here’s a list of the 69 worst boner killers of all time. Feel free to add your own in the comments section, like, and share with your friends via social media. PS follow us on twitter @TopLists69
1) Honey Boo Boo’s mom
2) Salmon spawning
3) All the ladies from Sex in the City
4) Chihuahuas
5) Orange juice after brushing your teeth
6) Any evil old lady from a disney cartoon
7) A stray pube on a urinal
8) An extremely smelly fart that wakes the dead
9) Wearing a full diaper
10) My little pony
11) Fat guy little coat
12) Jeggings
13) Talking about the time of the month and anything associated with that
14) Powdered wigs
15) Cat pee
16) Centipedes
17) Anal Leakage
18) A sneeze during fellatio
19) Vomit
20) Chris Bosh
21) That weird smell in the subway
22) The taste of a subway sandwich (doesn’t arouse me in the slightest)
23) A book that doesn’t mention boobies
24) Slugs
25) Di-Di from Rugrats (That’s Tommy’s mom)
26) Ice cream on your junk
27) The Paper clip guy that used to pop up when writing something on Word
28) Renee Zellweger
29) Under the Tuscan Sun (omg it’s so bad)
30) Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
31) Breadcrumbs in the bed
32) Puppy Farts
33) Grandmas
34) Squidward from Spongebob
35) Anything involving unicycles
36) Tentical hentai (Why would you want to fuck an octopus?)
37) Lemon Party
38) A Waynes Brother’s movie
39) Old people chins
40) Huge pimples that people pretend aren’t on their face because they’re afraid to pop them so the rest of us have to suffer
41) John Lackey
42) Glue
43) Everything about Glee
44) Tape dispensers
45) Lumberjacks
46) Cats the musical
47) Fantasia from American Idol
48) Banjo music
49) Naked Mole Rats
50) The Wiggles
51) Suspenders
52) Portapotties
53) Dinosaurs (Not even a little bit)
54) The noise that modems used to make when connecting to the internet
55) Direct to video Disney squeals
56) Meryl Streep (Wonderful actress tho)
57) The guy who played Augustus Filtch in Harry Potter
58) Ostriches
59) Grape cough medicine
60) Miss Piggy
61) Paper Cuts
62) Diarrhea
63) Being in an area with no wi-fi or 3G
64) Jim Rome
65) Wet sand down below (yuck)
66) Sharks
67) Crop dusting
68) School librarian
69) Julia Child