What’s more badass then an explosion in an action movie? Answer: the one liner the hero delivers after the explosion while he’s walking away in slow motion (This may or may not involve putting on or removing sunglasses). I’ve always wondered who comes up with those one-liners and where can I get that guys job. Consider this list of the top 69 best Badass one-liners for an action movie explosion my application. Please leave your own suggestions in the comments section, give this page a like, share with all your friends on social media, and follow us on twitter @TopLists69.
1) Would you like fries with that?
2) Crunchatize me Caption
3) Looks like 6 more weeks of winter
4) Hold the onions
5) Domo Origato Mr. Robato
6) Fa la la la la, la la la dead
7) Smells like you crapped your pants
8) Time to dance
9) Hey macarana
10) Next time I won’t use lube
11) It’s Britney Bitch
12) I’ll take them over easy
13) Abra Kadabra
14) Knock Knock, it’s death
15) Oops I did it again
16) Suck my farts
17) A babies gotta do what a babies gotta do
18) You’ve got mail
19) Survey says…. Buh-bye
20) Cock-a-doodle-doo
21) Time to make the donuts
22) Can you hear me now?….. good
23) Can you dig it?
24) That’s some hot sauce
25) Ding… fries are done
26) I’m open 24/7 muchacho
27) Bang, right in the crapper
28) Merry Christmas mamasita
29) Ball four
30) Mozel tov
31) You might wanna rub some dirt on that
32) Woopsie-poopsie
33) Ctrl, Atl, Delete bitch
34) That’s a nasty paper cut
35) Down goes Frasier
36) Donde esta your face?
37) That’s gonna leave a mark
38) How ‘bout them cowboys?
39) I’d like this on facebook
40) #Dead
41) I’ll grab a bandaid
42) Yu-gi-ohhhhhhhhhhh
43) Price check on isle dead
44) I’ll send some flowers to your mama
45) Take a picture, it’ll last longer
46) Tell Hitler I said hello
47) Nighty night twinkle toes
48) Your toast is French
49) Mmmm that’s a lot of blood
50) Smells like dead
51) You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
52) Rock, Paper, Scissors, Bitch
53) ShamWOW that hurt
54) Ompa-loompa doopedy dead
55) God Bless America
56) Giddy Up
57) He’s gonna be late for work Monday
58) Who let the dog’s out?
59) That’s a spicy lasagna
60) Where’s the chap-stick?
61) Jenga!
62) Looks like he’s got a lot more than 99 problems
63) Sweet Caroline
64) Just bought yourself a one way ticket to a body bag
65) You die ugly
66) At the end of the tone, please leave your screams
67) Smell ya later gramps
68) Cannon ball
69) Tastes like chicken
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