SPOILER ALERT. I’m going to be talking about movies so I’m just warning you now. Have you ever thought after watching a movie “What if…” Well I certainly have. And in most of those cases, because I am weird, I have thought how could I have made this movie really stupid. Most cases can be said just by throwing in Gary Busey but that wouldn’t make an interesting list. Here’s the 69 ways I came up with to take a famous movie and turn it on its head. Please like this, share it, and leave a comment. Follow us on twitter at @TopLists69 and have a lovely day.
1) Jaws: Make jaws an aggressive dolphin
2) Jurassic Park) All the dinosaurs are only 2 feet tall
3) Good Fellas: Replace Joe Pesci with Morgan Freeman
4) Dirty Harry: After his famous speech have his gun shoot the guy with a stream of water
5) Ghost Buster: The Marshmallow man defeats the ghost busters and takes over the world
6) Mighty Ducks: They lose and everyone beats up Charlie for messing up the tripledeek
7) Godfather: No subtitles
8) Titanic: Ship doesn’t sink. Jack and Rose realize things aren’t working out years later.
9) The Fast and the Furious: Massive car crash and everyone is in a coma
10) A bug’s life: Some kid comes with a magnifying glass and burns them all
11) Rocky: Adrienne sleeps with Mickey and Rocky finds out in the middle of the fight
12) ET: Home doesn’t answer the phone
13) Dumbo: He realizes he cannot fly mid-flight (because he’s an elephant) and falls and crashes on top of a full school bus
14) The Dark Night: Batman teabags two-face after he dies
15) Christmas Carole: One of the ghost reveals Scrooge knocked up a woman years ago and his son is Bob Crachet
16) Nightmare on Elm Street: Have it take place in the Tanner household from Full house (you’re in big trouble mister)
17) Silence of the Lambs: Show Hannibal eating a roast beef sandwich at a deli as the last scene when honey boo boo walks in.
18) Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Jessica Rabbit was the killer and was sleeping with Eddie the whole time.
19) Superman Returns: Make it not suck
20) The Shawshank Redemption: They catch him in the poo river and he has to start all over again. Eventually escapes in a helicopter
21) Patch Adams: Patch accidentally discovers the cure for AIDS and becomes the richest man in the world. Opens hospital/amusement park
22) Top Gun: Tom Cruise replaced by Rodney Dangerfield
23) Space Jam: The Toonsquad loses horribly and they all become alien slaves. No one on earth has any idea where Jordan is. Blames the dog
24) Rambo: Ends up going one on one with a predator. Just make that the whole movie
25) Forrest Gump: Jenny doesn’t die and Forrest lives happily ever after. Also Forrest, becomes deadly allergic to shrimp
26) Lincoln: Abe dodges the bullet and survives
27) Men in Black: Jay turns down the job, gets replaces by Jackie Chan
28) Schindler’s List: Schindler hunts down Hitler and kills him with multiple throat punches
29) Major League: Rick Vaughn and Willy Mays Hayes get traded to the Yankees after they start winning games for prospects so they can rebuild when they move the team
30) Finding Nemo: Nemo doens’t escape from the dentist’s office because he’s fallen in love with it. Becomes their leader and leads a tyrannical aquarium.
31) Bruce Almighty: He uses his powers to solves all of his problems in one second and lives happily ever after
32) Hairspray: The main characters don’t fall in love and at the end he’s wearing a shirt that says, “no fat chicks”
33) Indiana Jones, Raider’s of the lost ark: The Ark is filled with the recipe for Oreo cream
34) Dirty Dancing: The mess up their big dance at the end and he drops her on her head. It’s really awkward and nobody says anything
35) Tarzan: The gorillas kill everyone because they’re gorillas not kitties
36) Tron: The paper clip guy from microsoft word comes in and saves the day
37) Rugrats the movie: Child services take away the babies because they’re constantly un-supervised and getting into extremely dangerous situations. Phil and Lil’s mom reveals she’s a lesbian.
38) Saving Private Ryan: They find Ryan who ends up being Pee-Wee Herman and they decide to just shoot him because he’s so annoying
39) Babe: They eat Babe
40) Toy Story: Andy’s mom walks in on the toy’s talking and freaks the fuck out
41) Homeward Bound: They find a new home and are much happier. New Owners never lose their pets
42) Lord of the Rings: They fly on the Eagles from the beginning and just drop the ring in. Saves years of time and millions of lives
43) The Lion King: Timon and Pumba kill scar and become co-kings of the pride lands. Everyone has to eat bugs
44) The Wizard of OZ: Glenda just tells Dorothy she has the power to go home with her shoes right from the beginning. No one has to murder a witch. Hundreds of flying monkeys don’t go homeless
45) Juno: She gets an abortion and everyone hates her
46) Star Wars, A new Hope: Obi-Wan actually fights back instead of letting Vader Kill him. Possibly a different outcome. Can still mentor Luke without being a ghost
47) The Breakfast Club: They go to Ihop afterwards and eat breakfast
48) The Matrix: They just end after the fist one and everyone is happy and less confused
49) The Nutty Professor: Professor Klump decides not to invent the serum and just works out and gets his stomach pumped. Ends up being happier and healthier.
50) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Augustus Gloop drowns in the chocolate river. Wonka gets sued, Veruca Salt takes over the factory. Charlie leads a rebellion with the oompa loompas.
51) Les Miserables: Instead of singing everything they sit down and have a conversation in order to save time and avoid confusion
52) Garfield the Movie: They don’t make it
53) The Social Network: The Winklevoss twins take over the company
54) The Ring: Someone turns off the TV and that solves the problem
55) Twilight: Edward eats Bella
56) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: Use the time turner from prisoner of Azkaban to stop Dumbledore from trying to destroy the ring and prevent his and Snape’s deaths
57) The Longest Yard: Paul Crew gets parole and is signed by the New York Jets upon release. They still lose
58) The Parent Trap: The parents do not get back together and instead continue fighting and remind each other why they got divorced. Also, someone brings up the fact that separating the girls and keeping their existence secret from each other was kinda messed up.
59) Terminator: He succeeds in his mission. Does the robot to celebrate
60) Back to the Future: Marty makes out with his mom and somehow becomes his own dad
61) The Muppet Movie: Someone questions the fact that they are puppets. Everything unravels from there. Electric Mayhem become the greatest band of all time
62) Aladdin: Aladdin wishes to become king of the world, ends up as Jack on the bridge of the Titanic
63) The Passion of the Christ: Jesus fights back and it becomes a kung-fu action movie
64) Independence Day: The Virus doesn’t work and instead Will Smith has to get off the ship and fight the aliens single handed until he reaches the self destruct button. Aerosmith plays in background.
65) Transformers: The Dinobots come in at the end and save the day because they’re awesome. Megan Fox’s top comes off
66) Honey I shrunk the kids: The shrink process becomes permanent and the children have to adjust to a life as tiny people.
67) Slum-dog Millionaire: He blows it on the last question but he becomes super famous anyway. Opens up a portapotty business and becomes filthy rich. No more children have to fall in poo
68) Revenge of the Nerds: All the nerds fail their classes because they were to busy planning their revenge and forgot to go to the tests
69) Happy Feet: Penguins are replaced with moose. Instead of dancing he sings and tries out for american idol. Simon still hates him and he looses. Ends up in a zoo.
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