Ever wondered if something would bounce? I know I sure do. I remember one time I saw someone drop a marble out the window onto the sidewalk and it bounced I nearly shit my pants. Actually I’m pretty sure I did because I was a babe at the time. Messy times…. Anyway, I was stunned that it bounced and then it got me wondering what else would bounce. Well after much research and development I have compiled a list of things not to drop out the window and onto the concrete. Here’s the top 69. Give this post a like, add your own to the list in the comments section, and follow us on twitter @TopLists69. Share us around the interwebz with your friends and family so they can all read this and I’ll be rich and famous and buy lots of puppies.
1) A cheeseburge
2) Your grandmother’s china
3) Someone from China
4) Hard boiled egg
5) A boomerang
6) A fist full of nails
7) Small ducks
8) A really fat kid
9) A Tigger doll (no matter how hard you wish….)
10) Flubber the movie
11) Water
12) Diabetes
13) A rubix cube
14) An old Christmas Tree
15) A watermelon full of booze
16) A snake full of bouncy balls (might bounce, but don’t try it- poor snake)
17) A Nokia brick phone
18) Moon boots
19) A full mariachi band
20) Slinkys
21) A full grown bull elephant
22) Bag full of broken glass
23) A wedding cake
24) The pope
25) A George Foreman grill
26) A turd sandwich
27) A stack full of important documents for that big meeting
28) A baby
29) Boston creme donuts
30) Two turtle doves
31) Rocks
32) Papers
33) Scissors
34) A piano
35) A cartoon safe
36) Some Dingleberries
37) An Apple Genius
38) An Apple Pie
39) Applejack Cereal
40) An entire Thanksgiving dinner complete with Pilgrims and Indians
41) A flying squirrel (They can’t really fly…)
42) A yo-yo
43) A Trampoline
44) 99 bottles of beer
45) The dingo that ate your baby
46) Magical Dragonballs
47) The entire Wu Tang Clan
48) Light bulbs
49) Sumo Wrestlers
50) Thick leather bound books
51) The stock market (ha ha business joke)
52) A sassy gay waiter
53) A kid unfortunately named Peter Pan
54) A chipotle burrito
55) Bean Bag chair
56) Dolly Parton’s boobies
57) A really dense poo
58) Pickles
59) Anyone who says they have “swag” and is serious. (Give it a try tho, I might be wrong)
60) Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter
61) A woman accused of being a witch from the 1800’s
62) The supple bottom of that girl whose always wearing yoga pants but gives you dirty looks if you even glance at her like you’re clearly not worthy enough to look at her
63) The Kool-aid man
64) Charles Barkley
65) Sponges
66) A walrus
67) French Fries
68) A big fat clown
69) Rice-a-roni
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